@1 month ago with 892 notes
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
-Winston Churchhill

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@1 month ago with 59467 notes

meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job

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@1 month ago with 215231 notes

pmon3y69:

idealisthymnal:

So a guy from the local paper stopped me at graduation while I was photographing some of my friends, and asked me to retake the picture so he could photograph me taking it, and it somehow ended up on their website.

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Great way to capture the ending of Senior year, right? Well, until you see the photo I was actually taking 

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why does this not have an infinite amount of notes

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imforeveryourss:

mr-egbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing





HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Australia’s is so accurate

imforeveryourss:

mr-egbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Australia’s is so accurate

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@1 month ago with 308391 notes

Dual Blades Skill: Star Burst Stream

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@1 month ago with 8664 notes

neptunain:

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

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@1 month ago with 248346 notes

transhumanisticpanspermia:

vinebox:

If their phone automatically connects to the Wi-Fi, you know they’re cheating

vine cinematics are getting so advanced and i love it

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dirkstridersbraces:

[death metal scream] GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY

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